一百首歌

有一次坐出租,司机突然问我:“我可以听歌吗?”这是我见过的最有礼貌的司机之一。平时他们开出租车,就靠听个广播啥的解闷呢。我纳闷干吗还要征求我的意见,难道是闹运会后遗症?我点点头:“您听吧。”这时司机塞进去一盘磁带,一路上,就是这盘磁带里的歌在唱。

第一首是莱昂内尔·里奇的《说你,说我》,第二首是理查·马克斯的《在此等候》,第三首是西蒙与加芬克尔的《斯卡布罗集市》……在放第三首的时候我就知道,接下来一定会有《卡萨布兰卡》《以吻封缄》《一切为了你》……果然,那些你熟悉的都躲不过去的歌曲一首首地放了出来。原来我明白司机的意思了,他怕这些歌曲乘客不爱听,所以先打个招呼。毕竟这盘磁带里放出来的不是《心太软》《大约在冬季》《冬季到台北来看雨》……中国乘客可能不接受英文歌。甚至我猜想,司机一定很喜欢这盘磁带,但一定有乘客抗议过这盘磁带太吵了。

类似《名歌金曲》《欧美畅销歌曲集锦》《经典老歌荟萃》之类的拼盘已经太多了,人们都知道,把最受欢迎可经久不衰的歌曲拼在一起,人们一定会很喜欢。我浏览了一下唱片架上的唱片,类似这样的唱片我也有好几张,有时候还会拿出来听听。我现在听音乐越来越杂,什么都听,只要能入耳,不起鸡皮疙瘩,我都听。不像年轻的时候为了装逼,一定要强调只听什么,不听什么,一定要把一些名词挂在嘴边蒙人,现在我听音乐,已经懒得去想它是什么风格,爱他妈什么是什么,更讨厌去搞清楚那些专业名词是什么意思。流行音乐本来就是商业的一部分,起个名词不就是为了蒙一些傻逼吗。

曾经有一个小小的梦想,就是有朝一日能变成一个音乐编辑,手里拥有任何一家唱片公司的音乐版权,然后我就编辑一些集锦拼盘,那绝对是一件过瘾的事情。我可以找出一千个名目给唱片取个很市场化的名字,类似《名歌金曲》《欧美畅销歌曲集锦》《经典老哥荟萃》太低级,一定要取一个你不买就会后悔半年的名字。我估计任何一个热爱音乐喜欢收集唱片的人,都有这个梦想。

每个人都有自己的一套判断,真的拿出一批目录让每个人去编辑,结果可能都不一样。某种意义上讲,没有绝对受所有人喜欢的歌曲,这就是差异。

现在人们听音乐,跟过去完全不一样了,首先是人们获得的方式相当容易,所以在听的时候就变得非常浮躁,人们没有耐心去把每一首歌全部听完,一般一首歌听上1分钟后还没什么感觉,立刻换成另一首。现在人们都是用食指、拇指按着鼠标或遥控器听音乐,而不是用耳朵。我猜想将来一定会有这样的一个网站或博客,由众人提供一种信息,内容是:我最喜欢的一百首歌之类的清单。类似这样的网站现在有很多,但没有形成一个海量,如果它可以做到随时更新,像维基百科全书一样靠集体提供信息,一定会很有意思。

以前我从来没想过我要选择一百首自己听或者推荐给别人听的歌曲,万一有101首呢?漏掉谁都不好。这本身就是一个文字游戏。甚至也有人问过我,如果把你流放到荒岛上,你会带谁的唱片?妈的,那里连电都没有,我带唱片当煎饼吃啊?但是那个出租司机给我一个启发,我认为我听到了足够的歌曲,尤其是欧美歌曲,我认为我可以列出一个目录,从我听过的歌曲中选出100首。当我开始往下想的时候,发觉这是一个挑战。事实上,从我的唱片架上选出100张唱片都很困难,别说100首歌曲了。我想了好长时间,最终我决定放弃选100首歌曲的计划,但我可以选出100张唱片。我试着把它列出来。首先排名不分先后,其次它确实是曾经影响我、感动我,任何时候我想起来都会听它,并且每次听还能勾起一些往事。

当然,当你一目十行浏览完这些专辑的目录,会很失望地在后来愤然写下“为什么没有我喜欢的S.H.E.的专辑”或者说“你居然也喜欢S.H.E.?就冲这个我决定退订你的博客”之类的留言。不过没关系,回头我会列出《装逼者必听的100张专辑》。嗯哼?我列出来的唱片,多是精选集。很多人比较鄙视精选集,我就喜欢。好歌放一快听,你还不喜欢,那不就是矫情了吗。

Chumbawamba – Anarchy
Dire Straits – Love Over Gold
Dire Straits – Brothers in Arms
Dire Straits – Money for Nothing
Eagles – Greatest Hits
Eagles – The Very Best of the Eagles
Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds – The Good Son
Don McLean – Classics
Любэ – Ата
Любэ – Кто сказал, что мы плохо жили..?
Любэ – Зона Любэ
Любэ – Комбат
Etta James – The Essential Etta James
B.B. King – King of the Blues
The Rolling Stones – Big Hits (High Tide and Green Grass)
The Band – The Band
Joni Mitchell – Blue
The Sex Pistols – Never Mind The Bollocks
The Clash – The Singles
Bruce Springsteen – Born to Run
Bruce Springsteen – Greatest Hits
The Ramones – Loud, Fast Ramones: Their Toughest Hits
The Byrds – Greatest Hits
The Beatles – 1
The Beatles – Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
The Beatles – White Album
Kraftwerk – Autobahn
Kraftwerk – Trans-Europe Express
Joy Division – Permanent
Roxy Music – Street Life: 20 Greatest Hits
The Wailers – Legend
Pink Floyd – Ummagumma
Pink Floyd – The Dark Side of the Moon
Pink Floyd – The Wall
Pink Floyd – Delicate Sound of Thunder
The Smiths – Singles
Led Zeppelin – Remasters
The Stone Roses – The Stone Roses
Derek & The Dominos – Layla
U2 – The Joshua Tree
U2 – 18 Singles
Fleetwood Mac – Rumours
Fleetwood Mac – Greatest Hits
Simon And Garfunkel – Bridge Over Troubled Water
Simon And Garfunkel – The Essential Simon & Garfunkel
Paul Simon – Graceland
Paul Simon – Negotiations and Love Songs 1971-1986
R.E.M. – In Time: The Best of R.E.M. 1988-2003
Pet shop boys – Discography
PIL – Second Edition
My bloody valentine – Loveless
The Doors – The Doors
The Doors – The Best of the Doors [1985]
Bob Dylan – Biography
The Velvet Underground – The Velvet Underground And Nico
Jimi Hendrix Experience – Are You Experienced?
Jimi Hendrix Experience – Electric Ladyland
Talking Heads – More Songs About Buildings and Food
Talking Heads – Fear of Music
Talking Heads – Remain in Light
Talking Heads – Speaking in Tongues
Talking Heads – Stop Making Sense
Hüsker Dü – Warehouse: Songs and Stories
Hüsker Dü – New Day Rising
Go-betweens – 1978-1990
Echo & the Bunnymen – Ocean Rain
Leonard Cohen – Songs of Leonard Cohen
Leonard Cohen – I’m Your Man
Leonard Cohen – The Essential Leonard Cohen
Creedence Clearwater Revival – Chronicle
John Lennon – The John Lennon Collection
Michael Jackson – Thriller
Michael Jackson – Bad
Michael Jackson – HIStory: Past, Present and Future
Elton John – Greatest Hits
Elton John – Love Songs(2005)
Ray Charles – Greatest Hits
Chuck Berry – The Great Twenty-Eight
Jesus And Mary Chain – Psychocandy
Jesus And Mary Chain – Darklands
Jesus And Mary Chain – Automatic
Carpenters – The Singles 1969-1973
Big Brother & The Holding Company – Cheap Thrills
The Police – Every Breath You Take
Sting – Nothing Like the Sun
Sting – Fields of Gold: The Best of Sting 1984-1994
Santana – Abraxas
Santana – Greatest Hits
Toad the Wet Sprocket – Dulcinea
Caetano Veloso – Jóia
ABBA – Gold
The Byrds – Greatest Hits
Cocteau Twins – Treasure
Cocteau Twins – Blue Bell Knoll
Cocteau Twins – Heaven or Las Vegas
The Cure – Disintegration
The Cure – The Head on the Door
The Cure – Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me
The Cure – Boys Don’t Cry
The Cure – Staring at the Sea: The Singles

144 thoughts on “一百首歌”

  1. 我也喜欢听老歌,是不是因为我老了?跟我年轻看名著一样,看遍所有的名著只为了去跟人炫耀自己好像多有文化,实际内容一点都不理解,只是为了看而看,搞的现在只好一本一本重新再读过。

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    • 所有人都年轻过,好多人年轻时都这样,所以不必为此有任何的后悔或者遗憾等等其他任何不良的情绪

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    • 是心境的‘老’吧?

      你比我好多了,我现在连老歌都听不出味,只能听听没人唱的那些音乐(古典音乐除外,古典音乐比我还闷十倍。)。

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  2. 我跟那个司机品位相近
    也曾有过一个磁带里有三四首很喜欢听的,三四首无所谓的,两三首讨厌的,每次放到讨厌的就要离开桌子或者离开枕头走过去恨恨的快进或倒带
    我基本上是个音盲,我诧异别人哪来那么多的音乐常识,除了知道喜欢听什么讨厌听什么我一无所知,因为我们从小的音乐课一般是语文数学,要不,就直起嗓子喊因为老师总表扬唱的响的人

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  3. 我通常都跟司机说,请把声音关小一些,让我打个电话。

    上海的出租车司机听音乐的少,听股票、足球、新闻、评书的多。

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  4. 您可以自己在音乐网站上编辑一个歌单,比如google,然后告诉我们歌单的地址。

    很期待听到您编辑的歌单。

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  5. 出租车只要不听"两只蝴蝶 做我老婆好不好 棉花糖之类的歌,哪怕他听性病广告我都愿意!

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  6. 哦天哪天哪,我这个基本上比三表小一轮还多(?)的人居然跟三表列的表单默契这么好。
    从某种程度上来说我就是看了那些的所谓的乐评结果被装逼了,哈哈。

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  7. Chumbawamba – Anarchy
    Dire Straits – Love Over Gold
    Dire Straits – Brothers in Arms
    Dire Straits – Money for Nothing
    Eagles – Greatest Hits
    Eagles – The Very Best of the Eagles
    Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds – The Good Son
    Don McLean – Classics
    Любэ – Ата
    Любэ – Кто сказал, что мы плохо жили..?
    Любэ – Зона Любэ
    Любэ – Комбат
    Etta James – The Essential Etta James
    B.B. King – King of the Blues
    The Rolling Stones – Big Hits (High Tide and Green Grass)
    The Band – The Band
    Joni Mitchell – Blue
    The Sex Pistols – Never Mind The Bollocks
    The Clash – The Singles
    Bruce Springsteen – Born to Run
    Bruce Springsteen – Greatest Hits
    The Ramones – Loud, Fast Ramones: Their Toughest Hits
    The Byrds – Greatest Hits
    The Beatles – 1
    The Beatles – Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
    The Beatles – White Album
    Kraftwerk – Autobahn
    Kraftwerk – Trans-Europe Express
    Joy Division – Permanent
    Roxy Music – Street Life: 20 Greatest Hits
    The Wailers – Legend
    Pink Floyd – Ummagumma
    Pink Floyd – The Dark Side of the Moon
    Pink Floyd – The Wall
    Pink Floyd – Delicate Sound of Thunder
    The Smiths – Singles
    Led Zeppelin – Remasters
    The Stone Roses – The Stone Roses
    Derek & The Dominos – Layla
    U2 – The Joshua Tree
    U2 – 18 Singles
    Fleetwood Mac – Rumours
    Fleetwood Mac – Greatest Hits
    Simon And Garfunkel – Bridge Over Troubled Water
    Simon And Garfunkel – The Essential Simon & Garfunkel
    Paul Simon – Graceland
    Paul Simon – Negotiations and Love Songs 1971-1986
    R.E.M. – In Time: The Best of R.E.M. 1988-2003
    Pet shop boys – Discography
    PIL – Second Edition
    My bloody valentine – Loveless
    The Doors – The Doors
    The Doors – The Best of the Doors [1985]
    Bob Dylan – Biography
    The Velvet Underground – The Velvet Underground And Nico
    Jimi Hendrix Experience – Are You Experienced?
    Jimi Hendrix Experience – Electric Ladyland
    Talking Heads – More Songs About Buildings and Food
    Talking Heads – Fear of Music
    Talking Heads – Remain in Light
    Talking Heads – Speaking in Tongues
    Talking Heads – Stop Making Sense
    Hüsker Dü – Warehouse: Songs and Stories
    Hüsker Dü – New Day Rising
    Go-betweens – 1978-1990
    Echo & the Bunnymen – Ocean Rain
    Leonard Cohen – Songs of Leonard Cohen
    Leonard Cohen – I’m Your Man
    Leonard Cohen – The Essential Leonard Cohen
    Creedence Clearwater Revival – Chronicle
    John Lennon – The John Lennon Collection
    Michael Jackson – Thriller
    Michael Jackson – Bad
    Michael Jackson – HIStory: Past, Present and Future
    Elton John – Greatest Hits
    Elton John – Love Songs(2005)
    Ray Charles – Greatest Hits
    Chuck Berry – The Great Twenty-Eight
    Jesus And Mary Chain – Psychocandy
    Jesus And Mary Chain – Darklands
    Jesus And Mary Chain – Automatic
    Carpenters – The Singles 1969-1973
    Big Brother & The Holding Company – Cheap Thrills
    The Police – Every Breath You Take
    Sting – Nothing Like the Sun
    Sting – Fields of Gold: The Best of Sting 1984-1994
    Santana – Abraxas
    Santana – Greatest Hits
    Toad the Wet Sprocket – Dulcinea
    Caetano Veloso – Jóia
    ABBA – Gold
    The Byrds – Greatest Hits
    Cocteau Twins – Treasure
    Cocteau Twins – Blue Bell Knoll
    Cocteau Twins – Heaven or Las Vegas
    The Cure – Disintegration
    The Cure – The Head on the Door
    The Cure – Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me
    The Cure – Boys Don’t Cry
    The Cure – Staring at the Sea: The Singles

    有俄语还有德语,好多都没听过!

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  8. 刚才去找了The Ramones的When I was young,听后精神大振,这是一首能把血液烧开的歌,初次听它已是十年前,正所谓十年生死两茫茫啊!

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  9. shaohuachen: 五月份,那个王XX在博客里征集T恤,我遂发了个纪念64的,非常含蓄的那类,结果,他在博客里很不客气地立马声明拒绝“反动的”!邮箱中也没给我任何回复。此人,即要骚情,又怕惹事,即软蛋,又无礼。

    陈昭华,广告界大师是也。

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  10. 我有段时间也净听精选集,因为听不过来,歌太多人太贪,后来想,还是将贪婪留给有能力的人罢,咱听听精选就好了…

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  11. 老师放了快乐分裂,却不放四人帮和电视
    我一直以为他们是一体的
    还有,压轴的治疗,从以前得知,老师似乎对史密斯非常厚爱

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